"Have you ever Googled Cairo (Illinois)? You know what comes up? Egypt."
"This is so Old Testament."
"I'm Aaron... the good looking first priest."
"So, let me get this straight...you're accusing me of foul play...throwing the game...marking the cards...loading the dice?"
"But, we're gonna need crosses and we're gonna need a bible and we're gonna need oil... and some more crosses."
"I love roller coasters."